simplifiedME'

2005-12-11T03:40:00.000-08:00

dedicated to ziying. xD

TEN random things about me :
`1. i love myself.
`2. i love my friends.
`3. i want more people to visit my blog.
`4. i want whatever i have in my wishlist.
`5. i want to get into the school i want.
`6. i want wanyan to live in my house.
`7. i hate sluts.
`8. i hate cockroaches.
`9. i hate him. (ta ma de, who does he think he is?)
`1o. i hate people who don't admit they surf porn.

NINE places I've visited:
`1. SENTOSA.
`2. australia.
`3. thailand.
`4. super star virgo.
`5. super star leo.
`6. NLB.
`7. my ex-tutor's house.
`8. downtown east.
`9. friends' houses.

EIGHT things i wanna do before i die:
`1. complete my studies.
`2. live a 100 years.
`3. have a laogong.
`4. be a millionare.
`5. be a actor/singer/whatever that will make me famous.
`6. touch snow. (omg i'm so bo liao. LOL.)
`7. travel around the world.
`8. make my blog famous.

SEVEN ways to win my heart:
`1. buy me presents.
`2. hold my hand, bend on your knees, and say 'i love you.'
`3. must treat me better then your parents.
`4. must have sense of humour.
`5. must be good listener.
`6. must buy me whatever i want.
`7. must LOVE ME.

SIX things that annoy me:
`1. fucking ah bengs.
`2. people who overuse the phrase 'ta ma de' (who are ah bengs)
`3. people who don't admit that i can draw better than him or her.
`4. when my habbo account gets banned.
`5. people who try to scare me.
`6. bad haircuts.

FIVE things i'm afraid of:
`1. potianaks.
`2. spit.
`3. my mother nagging at me.
`4. my habbo account being banned FOREVER.
`5. failing exams.

FOUR of my favourite things in my bedroom:
`1. bed.
`2. pillow.
`3. blanket.
`4. clothes.

THREE things i do everyday:
`1. shit.
`2. eat.
`3. sleep. (what else?)

TWO things i wanna do right now:
`1. borrow more comics.
`2. habbo.

ONE person i want to see right now:
`1. wanyan. LOL.

i want wanyan to be the next to play this!!

2005-11-30T06:26:00.000-08:00

I am pissed.
very.

because of this bitch: amy.

bloody hell, she thinks she can get away from all her copycat crimes. reading jamie's entry not enough meh?!

I have evidence, my dearest amy. :)

ORIGINAL: i know its a pretty meaningless entry. afterall, im just being bo liao. can? [jamie's]
COPYCAT: lolx. we were just being bo liao, CAN??? [amy's]

and this is only one, you will vomit blood if you ever find out the real number.

and please don't deny that you copy me, i know you love me, i know you wanna rape me, but this is not a valid way of expressing your lurrvee to me. thank you very much.

ORGINAL: (read my entry posted on Tuesday, November 22, 2005)
COPYCAT: (read ~~her~~ my cloney's entry: http://www.smackonthelips.blogspot.com/)

so know I know why must hide your blog from me. too bad for you, bitch. scared arh to tell me izzit? do i frighten you so much that it makes you wet your pants? you think people can just easily forgive you for your bigass copy crime? if that is true, then the world no need police liao.

i really feel like peeing in your face. you should be happy, CAUSE IT IS 100% ORGINAL, 100% FRESH, AND 100% NUTRITIOUS FOR A ROTTEN BRAIN FULL OF DEAD FLIES LIKE YOURS, KNNBCCB!!

...

not sure how to end this. if i really get to feed her my urine, it'd be good, no?

2005-11-30T00:26:00.000-08:00

changed song to ' Since you've been gone ' by Kelly Clarkson. :D
takes awhile to load, if you have a slow computer, however i assure you that the wait is worth it.
edited a few stuff here and there.. blah blah.

nearly died of shock yesterday. i ate the wrong medicine and though i was gonna die.. i cried my ass out man. REALLY. I AM NOT LYING.
currently I don't have anything to bitch about.. so must be patient and wait for someone to piss me off or make me extra happy kaes?

2005-11-24T05:55:00.000-08:00

I got my results slip.

And I'm not happy.

No, not with the results. I am satisfied with it. BUT WITH THE BLOODY ASSHOLES WHO KEEP MOCKING ME. WHY, 2** NOT ENOUGH IZZIT. I CAN GO EXPRESS ALREADY HAHAHA. AND THERE'S NO NEED TO TELL ME TO STUDY HARD BLAH BLAH, I KNOW.
FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, I KNOW.

1st mock:

me: hello?
nosyparkercheebye: hello? claire izzit?
me: yeah..
nosyparkercheebye: you got your psle results today izzit?
me: er, yah.
nosyparkercheebye: so how wassit?
me: ermms.. fine.
nosyparkercheebye: how much did you get? [i KNEW IT.]
me: errr... 2**
nosyparkercheebye: 2**? aiyoh.. so low.. [tick tock tick tock faster shuddap and get lost]
nosyparkercheebye: you must study hard.. yakk yakk.. [load of crap]
nosyparkercheebye: can i speak to your mom..?

she proceeds to lecture my mom, as if she knows better. she DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CHILD, dammit. still dare to talk so much.

AND STOP MOCKING ME JUST BECAUSE MY SIS GOT 250+. I CAN ASSURE YOU LAST TIME PSLE IS MUCH EASIER THAN IT IS NOW, OK? DIFFERENT BY ALMOST A DECADE, AND MANY THINGS CAN HAPPEN IN THAT PERIOD. OK.

please do me a favour and shut up, ass wipe.

2005-11-22T00:24:00.000-08:00

:(
I got banned in habbohotel.com.sg for 2hrs for sexually explicit talk.
kkz stop laughing at me for being so pervertic, but i know you all surf hardcore porn, OK.

this morning, cuixia called me.

me: hello?
cx: hello claire ah?
me: er yah?
cx: heh you remember last time mrs tan birthday cake?
me: ... (thinking) oh yah.
cx: you didn't pay for it right?
me: yah.
cx: you have to pay want.
me: ... but I didn't eat the cake.
cx: but still have to pay.
me: but i thought those who pay get to eat the cake?
cx: no, those who pay also never eat.
me: pay how much?
cx: $1
me: orh.. ok.. byebye.
-toot. toot. toot..-

1 min later...
me: hello?
cx: erm, the $1 pay to me.
me: orh.. ok lor. byebye.
-toot. toot. toot..-

I called huiqi.

huiqi: harlow?
me: erm, huiqi ah?
huiqi: ah?
me: you remember last time mrs tan birthday, you got pay for the cake hor?
huiqi: yah.
me: then you got eat hor?
huqi: yah got what.

WTF? i didn't pay, i didn't eat. those who pay, got eat. and now you saying i must pay. -_-ll

In msn..

cx: hie
me : hi.
cx: juz now rifat[cx's crush] online leh [why you telling me this?]
me: go talk to him. [what else could i say?]
cx: now offline manage 2 tok to him [zzz.]
me: oh. what he say.
cx: he said hie and we chat bout other things lor
me: like..
cx: erm i9 accidentally sent him a kiss [you're telling me this because..?]
cx: lyke this
cx: Play "Kiss"(msn wink)
cx: then said ewww [you sent it. -_-]
me: he say?
cx: then he said eww [head prefect so childish]

dortz. i leave you to think whatever you wanna think.

2005-11-18T08:09:00.000-08:00

was abit surprised today.
no tears.
no hugs.
was expecting cuixia to flood up the classroom today.
apparently she didn't. o_o

teacher let us watch 2 movies today :D
JU-ON 2 & Kung Fu Hustle.
JU-ON 2 wasn't as frightening as expected, unlike THE MAID, which was scary shit man. the part where the ghost come out i kept covering my eyes, and some crazy-ass girls behind me screamed like fucking hell.

huiqi kept making fun of the names in JU-ON 2, got kaya and maggi mee.. rofl*. still thinking about food during a horror movie..
then hor.. then hor, one part that schoolgirl died ah, her spirit left the body le, she just standing there, looking at her friend and her body, then suddenly got one white hand come out go touch her boob. :o

yucks. even ghost thinks about sex. ><

2005-11-17T00:33:00.000-08:00

damn you bryce.
he should go to hell to save the rest of the world from his vicious madness.
he has got nothing better to do than stepping on people's shoes, stupidly hoping it will come off.
such a filthy idiot.
I'll thank you if you would keep away from me.
i have no wish to be infected by your moronic germs you siao char boh.
s'more socks wear like shit also.
one long one short. -_-;
WTF?
are you not able to differenate between long and short?
perhaps you need to visit the doctor to see if you're mental.
-smacks his head with a piece of Char Siew-

i hate it when people tyypee liikee thisss.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?!
it sucks ok. imagine if you sat for oral liddat, you'd get a big, fat F.
not convinced? try it.

tuhhhday iiishh priiize gibbing daee niaaahhss.
dennn wennt tuhhh schewwwl feerr 2h onliiiiii.

horrible. -vomits blood-

2005-11-16T01:06:00.000-08:00

bleh.
overslept abit yesterday. sighs*.
about 10m away from the side gate, did i realise that i freaking forgot to wear PE attire. :(
and so, i walked alllllllll the way back home, changed, then walked to school again.
it was 8.10 by the time i reached the classroom.
walking in so what wan leh.. classmates all look at me as though i siao.

...

and FINALLY. my REVENGE. >:)
mark my words amy, you WILL pay for it.
you will pay for that bloody entry of yours, which is full of crap and LIES.
you will pay for fucking copying like shit.
what that asshole said:

" zz. i can do cover. " [yah. duh. 1 piece of paper with the words " COVER " is one, isn't it? -_-]
" its so dam easy "
" claire only GRUMBLES " [and you don't? (read below)]
" as i said she'd say walao why me "
" and take the drawing part for instance? 'i only noe how to draw nice people. i dont know how to draw houses.' " [i cannot, your fucking business izzit? why, trying to drag me into the mud ahh? i KNOW you cannot even draw a tree properly. bitch.]
" FUCK HER. " [sorry. i have no wish fuck a fucker-ass cheebai like you.]
" tel them. what if i was the one pasting. n dey had to print. den they'll know how IRRITATING it was " [-__- you grumble also what.that miserable bitch even posted a comment using MY name on jamie's blog.
ID also must copy other people's. LOSER.]

revenge iish sweet. :)